Hallo allerseits,
Nach 4 Stunden schlechtem Schlaf und Klimaanlagenkrankheit ist mir eine total verrueckte Idee gekommen: Ich schreibe einen Codex:Bush fuer 40k!
Nein, bitte nicht hauen... 
Und hier ist er:
Reasons for collecting a Bush army:
Well, the US military kicks as! They are the world's stout defenders against all those Rogue States and wannabe terrorists. Surely this greatly fascinates you, so start collecting them at once!
HQ0-1 George W. Bush
Cost WS BS S T W I A Ld RW
40 2 2 2 3 3 3 1 10 --
Options: Bush has access to the US armory
Special:
-Moronic monkeylike faces: same as Daemonic Visage
-Election campaign: same as Word Bearer's skill
-Fake votes: you may never take another HQ modell other than Bush
-Smoke him out!: May use Orbital Strikes (1 per turn)
-G.I. (George's Infantry): May use an infinite number of troop choices
-Bodyguards: May be accompanied by a retinue of Bodyguards
Bodyguards
Cost WS BS S T W I A Ld RW
8 3 4 3 3 1 3 1 8 4+
+8 3 4 3 3 1 3 2 9 4+
Number: 1 Agent and 4-9 Bodyguards
Bodyguards are armed with either an autogun or an autopistol and CCW, as well as Frag Grenades
Options: Up to two Bodyguards may exchange their weaponry with a shotgun at no cost or with firearms at +1 pts. per model. any number of Bodyguards may receive a Silencer at +1 Pt per model.
Characters: One Bodyguard may be upgraded to an FBI agent at +8 pts. He has access to the US armory
Transport: If Bush and his retinue number less than 6 Models, they may have a Limousine transport at +30 Pts.
Limousine
Cost BS Front Rear Back
30 4 8 8 8
Special: Extra Armor
Fire Points: The windows of the car may be opened. If you do, then the vehicle counts as an open topped vehicle
EliteField Agents Cost WS BS S T I A Ld RW
Agent 10 4 4 3 3 4 1 8 4+
Special Agent +10 4 4 3 3 4 2 9 4+
Number: A Squad of Field Agents consists of 3-10 Agents. All agents are armed with Autopistols and CCWs as well as Frag Grenades.
Options: Any number of field agents may exchange their autopistols and CCWs to Autoguns at no cost, to a Sniper Rifle at +5 Pts or to a firearm at +1 Pts per model. If armed Sniper Rifles or autopistols, they may receive Silencers at +1 Pt. per model.
Character: One agent may be upgraded to a Special agent at +10 Pts. He has access to the US armory.
Transport: Field Agents may receive either a Humvee at +40 or a Limousine at +30 if numbering 6 or less.
Humvee
Cost BS Front Rear End
40 4 10 10 10
Special: Open-topped
Weapons: pintle-mounted Heavy stubber
0-1 Ku Klux KLan
Cost WS BS S T W I A Ld RW
Clan member 12 4 3 4 3 1 4 1 7 6+
Demagogue +8 4 3 4 3 1 4 2 8 6+
Squad: A KKK mod numbers 10-20 members. They are armed with torches, clubs, nails... (count as Flamer and a CCW)
Character: One KKK member may be upgraded to a Demagogue. He has acces to the US armory
Special:
-Fanatics: KKK members cannot be pinned and are assumed to automatically pass any Morale tests.
-Racists: KKK cultists must always assault and attack any foreign troops.
Troops-GI Platoon (same as IG infantry platoon)
-Armored Fist Platoon (same as IG)
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Texan Cowboys
Cost WS BS S T I A Ld RW
Cowboy 9 4 4 4 3 3 1 7 6+
Gunslinger +6 4 4 4 3 3 2 8 6+
Squad: 5-20 Cowboys. They are armed with two Colts (Bolt pistols) each.
Characters: One Cowboy may be upgraded to a Gunslinger. The Gunslinger has acces to the US armory
Special:
-Gunfighters: Cowboys are extremely skilled with their pistols. As such, they receive the Gunfighter special rule (see Cypher the Fallen Angel, WD 89)
-Steeds: Cowboys may receive horses at +2 per modell. If mounted on horses, they move as cavalry.
Heavy Support
-M1 Abrams (Leman Russ Battle Tank/Demolisher)
US Armory
Weapons
-Colt (Boltpistol) 1 Pt.
-CCW 1 Pt.
-Shotgun 1 Pt.
-Firearm 1 Pt.
-Sniper Rifle 5 Pt.
Wargear:
-Carapce Armor 5 Pt.
-Silencer 1 Pt. (Always count as stationary when shooting(the enemy doesn't notice the first shot 
, triggers alarm only on a 6)
-Frag Grenade 1 Pt.
-Magic Bullet Theory 25 Pt. (one per army, if enemy is hit by a Sniper shot he takes 1d6 Wounds instead)
Bin leider noch nicht fertig, brauche daher eure mithilfe! Jeder Vorschlag ist willkommen 
Thema: Codex: Bush (Gelesen 4417 mal)
