Also ich bin ja in punkto Spam so einiges gewohnt. Seien es Pornos oder Viagra oder Penisvergrößerungen, die mir angeboten werden. All das ist bei mir eine Selbstverständlichkeit im Briefkasten.
Doch, was ich gerade bekommen hab, hat mich doch wirklich gewundert. Zuerst sah es aus, wie eine von diesen Spam-Mails für Viagra und co., doch wunderte ich mich, was das für ein Text daneben ist:
When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. 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Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Those who are willing to sacrifice essential liberties for a little order, will lose both and deserve neither. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... 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What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
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