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http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product_info.php?products_id=80218&filters=0_0_1840_0So richtig zum Aufregen ist es nicht direkt...
... aber ich finde Ausführungen wie z.B. zum Super-Penis oder zur Super-Vagina auch nicht witzig.
Andere sehen in dem Heftchen eine Parodie auf die oWoD, die ich nicht erkennen kann.
Bei der Internet Präsentation versagt WW seit einiger Zeit kläglich.
Es gibt nur diffuse Andeutungen wie sie weiter machen werden.
Aber für so etwas haben sie Zeit?
Ich würde Prioritäten anders setzen.
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Text zum Super-Penis:
Fearful Priapism
You hear those dick pill ads, and they’re all like,
“If you have an erection lasting for more than four
hours, consult a doctor.” It should read: “If you have
an erection lasting for more than four hours, consult
a bunch of sexy ladies and high-five your penis!”
You ever read mythology? Look back at those old
gods and you’ll see ‘em sporting dangerous, unholy
wood. Their cocks are basically baseball bats studded
with thorns and snaked with vines and tipped with
antlers—it’s erectile divinity. We could all only aspire
to have that in real life.
Well, in the World of Darkness, you can. You can
be a werewolf with a giant mythic erection. You can
be a vampire with a majestic pale pillar of undead
man-meat. You can be a Promethean with a hundred
turgid wangs stitched together to create an uber-wang
crackling with nascent electricity.
Your tumescence is legendary.
Your newly deified penis offers a few cool benefits.
First, you can use it as a weapon. It counts as a
2(B) weapon. It gains the Knockdown feature (p. 168,
World of Darkness Rulebook).
Second, the penis can hold two extra points of
Willpower, thus increasing your Willpower pool by
two dots.
Third, roll a d10 at the time you create the character
or gain this benefit. The number rolled equals
the number of worshippers (“cock acolytes” or “cockolytes”
for short) that venerate your rigid man-spear.
These worshippers count as one-dot Retainers (Merit
found on p. 116 of the World of Darkness Rulebook).
If they’re killed, well, too fucking bad. Shit happens.
Better perform some miracles with that thing if you
want new followers, you dig?
Now, let me ask the question you want to ask me:
isn’t this sexist? Can’t a lady’s parts be sacred, too?
Yes, absolutely. But that’s a whole different bonus,
isn’t it? A vagina isn’t a penis. That’s basic anatomy.
What you’re looking for is Sacred Vagina. That’s found
later in this product (p. 14).
Thema: [nWoD] Dudes of Legend (Gelesen 2240 mal)
